Dylan Lamb · Founder
Your next clients,
found on autopilot.
Hey, I'm Dylan. I built Ascension OS, an AI client-acquisition engine that finds businesses that fit, checks who's actually reachable, writes the pitch and lines up who to call. I run my own business on it every day.
Formerly Lamb Ascension. Same guy, sharper system.
What Ascension OS does
The boring half of getting clients, handled.
Find
Pulls businesses that fit, anywhere, then enriches them with real phone and email so the list isn't full of dead ends.
Prioritize
Sorts out who's contactable and who's the best fit, and puts the call-ready ones up top with a short brief on each.
Reach out
Drafts a tailored pitch per business. Nothing goes out without approval, and there's suppression and cooldown built in so nobody gets spammed.
Work with me
Everything I offer.
Website audit
Send me your site and I'll go through speed, mobile, SEO basics and anything costing you leads, then send back a ranked list of what I'd fix. No strings.
- Speed & Lighthouse check
- Mobile layout and calls to action
- Plain-English fix list
Website mock-up
A real one-page preview with your name, phone and services, so you can see the site before you spend anything.
- Built around your shop
- Mobile-first layout
- No cost and no obligation
One-page landing site
A fast, mobile-first one-page site for any business: services and prices, reviews, hours, and tap-to-call and booking buttons that stay on screen.
- Live in about a week, hosted free
- Built to load fast on phones
- Plain-English edits after launch
Google site replacement
If your free Google business.site page went dark, I'll put up a real one-page home that Google and Facebook can point to.
- Your hours, services and phone
- Call, text and book buttons
- Mock-up first so you can look
Shorts Pipeline Kit
The exact setup behind my daily Shorts. Write a tiny JSON script, run one command, get a captioned 1080×1920 Short and thumbnail in about a minute.
- Voiceover, code cards, word-by-word captions
- Python + ffmpeg, free tools, no API keys
- $49 tier: 30 ready-to-render coding scripts
Shopify store speed audit
I run Lighthouse on your store, find what's dragging mobile, and send a plain-English fix list plus a short walkthrough.
- Mobile score and load times
- Image and theme bottlenecks
- Ranked fixes you can hand to a developer
AI Front Desk (chat)
A chatbot on your site that answers FAQs, captures leads and books on your real calendar, live in about five days.
- 24/7 answers after hours
- Human handoff for edge cases
- Optional care plan to keep it tuned
Voice AI Front Desk
Chat plus a voice agent that picks up missed calls, asks the right questions and books appointments, with SMS confirmations.
- Retell or VAPI voice (you pay usage)
- Books on Google Calendar or Cal.com
- Hand-off script when a human should take it
AI follow-up & text-back
Missed-call text-back and simple auto-replies so every inquiry gets an answer and warm leads don't go quiet.
- Same-day reply when you miss a ring
- Review and lead follow-ups
- Pairs with a site or Front Desk
Ascension OS lead engine
The client-finding system I run on myself: pull businesses that fit, enrich phone and email, score Best Fit, and draft outreach you approve before anything goes out.
- Contact enrichment and call-ready briefs
- Suppression and cooldown built in
- Nothing sends without your OK
Ads + acquisition system
Google and Meta ads tied to inquiries and booked work, plus offer and page cleanup, light design support and a weekly cost-per-lead report. Ad spend sits on your card.
- Offer and page cleanup first
- Campaigns aimed at booked work
- Weekly cost-per-lead / booked-job report
Fractional AI consulting
The full Ascension OS stack for high-ticket shops: ads, conversion pages, AI Front Desk, missed-call text-back and follow-up, as a monthly engagement.
- Dental, med spa, law, HVAC, roofing and similar
- 15-minute fit call to start
- Built around booked work, not vanity metrics
Proof, not promises
I use it on myself first.
Ascension OS runs my job search, my business and my content on an hourly loop. Here's what it actually did:
The lesson: automation doesn't replace judgment. It clears the busywork so my time goes into building, deciding and talking to people.
Case studies
Things I've actually built.
Lamb Ascension Engine
A client-finding system for businesses. I shipped contact routing, free contact enrichment and a Best Fit sort, so the warmest leads land at the top of the list instead of getting buried.
Chat + voice booking agents
Done-for-you AI Front Desks that answer FAQs, book on a real calendar and hand edge cases to a person. Packages from web chat at $297 up to voice + chat at $997.
Store speed audits
I audited three Shopify stores. Mobile scores ran from 30 to 79, and the main product image took 4 to 19 seconds to show up. Each owner gets a plain-English fix list and a short walkthrough.
Want me to look at your site?
Shoot me an email with your link. I'll reply myself, usually within a day.
Dylanlamb000@gmail.com